I’m in a mood today. So-o-o-o, I’ve just got to ask. When will some crazy cell phone or accessory manufacturer go after the under-24 market with, uh, wearable, but nearly invisible gear? Say, Bluetooth piercings? I just wonder when (not if) some company will come out with Bluetooth earring receiver (for listening) and tongue piercing transceiver (for talking).

Crazy question? Maybe it should be.

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